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Wajah eksentrik surat elektronik November 18, 2008

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Jika tampilan suatu surat elektronik (imel) yg kita buka di yahoo mail, G mail, dsb adalah begitu indah, mudah dibaca dan sederhana,.. maka mari kita lihat sisi lain dari suatu surat elektronik yang lebih tampak eksentrik..

ini tampak indahnya…

 

ini tampak eksentriknya…

 

 

 

 

 

 

bagian bawah dipotong untuk menghemat kesehatan mata anda..  

 

 

 

Well, bagaimanapun juga, tampilan pertama tetap akan menjadi pilihan favorit bagi para pembaca..

 

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Mengetahui Jumlah Karakter.. November 18, 2008

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sedikit tantangan kali ini adalah menentukan jumlah karakter yang ada pada satu dua paragraf artikel..

dengan VB berikut;

Private Sub cek_Click()
Dim jumlah_kar, counter, count As Integer
Dim huruf As String
Dim arr(26) As Integer
Dim arrhrf(26) As String

jumlah_kar = Len(Forms!form1!t1)

hrf1 = ” “: hrf2 = ” “: hrf3 = ” “: hrf4 = ” “: hrf5 = ” “
r1 = 0: r2 = 0: r3 = 0: r4 = 0: r5 = 0

For counter = 1 To jumlah_kar
huruf = Mid(Forms!form1!t1, counter, 1)
If UCase(huruf) = “A” Then
arr(1) = arr(1) + 1
arrhrf(1) = “a”
ElseIf UCase(huruf) = “B” Then
arr(2) = arr(2) + 1
arrhrf(2) = “b”
ElseIf UCase(huruf) = “C” Then
arr(3) = arr(3) + 1
arrhrf(3) = “c”
ElseIf UCase(huruf) = “D” Then
arr(4) = arr(4) + 1
arrhrf(4) = “d”
ElseIf UCase(huruf) = “E” Then
arr(5) = arr(5) + 1
arrhrf(5) = “e”
ElseIf UCase(huruf) = “F” Then
arr(6) = arr(6) + 1
arrhrf(6) = “f”
ElseIf UCase(huruf) = “G” Then
arr(7) = arr(7) + 1
arrhrf(7) = “g”
ElseIf UCase(huruf) = “H” Then
arr(8) = arr(8) + 1
arrhrf(8) = “h”
ElseIf UCase(huruf) = “I” Then
arr(9) = arr(9) + 1
arrhrf(9) = “i”
ElseIf UCase(huruf) = “J” Then
arr(10) = arr(10) + 1
arrhrf(10) = “j”
ElseIf UCase(huruf) = “K” Then
arr(11) = arr(11) + 1
arrhrf(11) = “k”
ElseIf UCase(huruf) = “L” Then
arr(12) = arr(12) + 1
arrhrf(12) = “l”
ElseIf UCase(huruf) = “M” Then
arr(13) = arr(13) + 1
arrhrf(13) = “m”
ElseIf UCase(huruf) = “N” Then
arr(14) = arr(14) + 1
arrhrf(14) = “n”
ElseIf UCase(huruf) = “O” Then
arr(15) = arr(15) + 1
arrhrf(15) = “o”
ElseIf UCase(huruf) = “P” Then
arr(16) = arr(16) + 1
arrhrf(16) = “p”
ElseIf UCase(huruf) = “Q” Then
arr(17) = arr(17) + 1
arrhrf(17) = “q”
ElseIf UCase(huruf) = “R” Then
arr(18) = arr(18) + 1
arrhrf(18) = “r”
ElseIf UCase(huruf) = “S” Then
arr(19) = arr(19) + 1
arrhrf(19) = “s”
ElseIf UCase(huruf) = “T” Then
arr(20) = arr(20) + 1
arrhrf(20) = “t”
ElseIf UCase(huruf) = “U” Then
arr(21) = arr(21) + 1
arrhrf(21) = “u”
ElseIf UCase(huruf) = “V” Then
arr(22) = arr(22) + 1
arrhrf(22) = “v”
ElseIf UCase(huruf) = “W” Then
arr(23) = arr(23) + 1
arrhrf(23) = “w”
ElseIf UCase(huruf) = “X” Then
arr(24) = arr(24) + 1
arrhrf(24) = “x”
ElseIf UCase(huruf) = “Y” Then
arr(25) = arr(25) + 1
arrhrf(25) = “y”
ElseIf UCase(huruf) = “Z” Then
arr(26) = arr(26)
arrhrf(26) = “z”
End If

Next

For count = 1 To 26
If arr(count) > r1 Then
r1 = arr(count)
hrf1 = arrhrf(count)
End If
Next

For count = 1 To 26
If arrhrf(count) hrf1 Then
If arr(count) > r2 And arr(count) <= r1 Then
r2 = arr(count)
hrf2 = arrhrf(count)
End If
End If
Next

For count = 1 To 26
If arrhrf(count) hrf1 And arrhrf(count) hrf2 Then
If arr(count) > r3 And arr(count) <= r1 And arr(count) <= r2 Then
r3 = arr(count)
hrf3 = arrhrf(count)
End If
End If
Next

For count = 1 To 26
If arrhrf(count) hrf1 And arrhrf(count) hrf2 And arrhrf(count) hrf3 Then
If arr(count) > r4 And arr(count) <= r1 And arr(count) <= r2 And arr(count) <= r3 Then
r4 = arr(count)
hrf4 = arrhrf(count)
End If
End If
Next

For count = 1 To 26
If arrhrf(count) hrf1 And arrhrf(count) hrf2 And arrhrf(count) hrf3 And arrhrf(count) hrf4 Then
If arr(count) > r5 And arr(count) <= r1 And arr(count) <= r2 And arr(count) <= r3 And arr(count) <= r4 Then
r5 = arr(count)
hrf5 = arrhrf(count)
End If
End If
Next

Forms!form1!t2 = hrf1
Forms!form1!t3 = hrf2
Forms!form1!t4 = hrf3
Forms!form1!t5 = hrf4
Forms!form1!t6 = hrf5

Forms!form1!j2 = r1
Forms!form1!j3 = r2
Forms!form1!j4 = r3
Forms!form1!j5 = r4
Forms!form1!j6 = r5

Forms!form1!p2 = Format(r1 / jumlah_kar * 100, “##.##”)
Forms!form1!p3 = Format(r2 / jumlah_kar * 100, “##.##”)
Forms!form1!p4 = Format(r3 / jumlah_kar * 100, “##.##”)
Forms!form1!p5 = Format(r4 / jumlah_kar * 100, “##.##”)
Forms!form1!p6 = Format(r5 / jumlah_kar * 100, “##.##”)

End Sub

Private Sub Command43_Click()
Forms!form1!t1 = ” “
Forms!form1!t1.SetFocus
Forms!form1!t2 = “”
Forms!form1!t3 = “”
Forms!form1!t4 = “”
Forms!form1!t5 = “”
Forms!form1!t6 = “”

Forms!form1!j2 = “”
Forms!form1!j3 = “”
Forms!form1!j4 = “”
Forms!form1!j5 = “”
Forms!form1!j6 = “”

Forms!form1!p2 = “”
Forms!form1!p3 = “”
Forms!form1!p4 = “”
Forms!form1!p5 = “”
Forms!form1!p6 = “”
End Sub

kita dapatkan tampilan penghitung karakter sebagai berikut:

dapat dilihat dari hasil penghitungan program tersebut bahwa,
1. untuk bahasa Indonesia, huruf yang terbanyak muncul adalah huruf ‘a’ sebanyak 16,63% diikuti oleh huruf ‘n’ sebanyak 9,12%
2. untuk bahasa Indonesia, huruf yang terbanyak muncul adalah huruf ‘e’ sebanyak 9,76% diikuti oleh huruf “a” sebanyak 9,54%
3. untuk bahasa Indonesia, huruf yang terbanyak muncul adalah huruf ‘a’ sebanyak 14,21% diikuti oleh huruf ‘n’ sebanyak 8,6%

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Steganography.. seni penulisan pesan tersembunyi.. November 5, 2008

Posted by tintonda in Kerjaan.
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Steganography adalah seni menuliskan pesan tersembunyi dalam suatu metoda dimana orang lain tidak akan mudah membacanya. cara paling kuno adalah dengan mengukirkan pesan pada meja kayu yang kemudian dilapisi dengan lilin.. cara paling sederhana yg sering dipakai adalah dengan membedakan hurup-hurup tertentu dari sebuah kalimat atau paragraf dimana susunan hurup-hurup itu akan membuat satu kalimat baru yang merupakan pesan aslinya. Contohnya sebagai berikut:

 

 

Satu hari Sultan merasa harus mengirim pesan singkat yang akan

disamarkan dalam sebuah cerita unik yang akan susah dibaca oleh

orang, minimal bisa mengalihkan perhatian orang tersebut dari

pesan aslinya. Jadi dia tanya penasehatnya, “penasehat, siapa

paling pandai mengarang kata-kata saat ini?”

“Abunawas” jawab Penasehat.

Sultan pun manggil Abunawas n baginda bertitah :

“Abunawas, coba buat satu cerita seratus kata tapi setiap kata

mesti dimulai dengan huruf ‘J’. (unik benar..?!)

 

Terperanjat Abunawas, tapi setelah berfikir, diapun mulai bercerita:

 

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Jeng Juminten janda judes, jelek jerawatan, jari jempolnya jorok.

Jeng juminten jajal jualan jamu jarak jauh Jogya-Jakarta. Jamu

 jagoannya: jamu jahe. “Jamu-jamuuu…, jamu jahe-jamu jaheee…!”

Juminten jerit-jerit jajakan jamunya, jelajahi jalanan.

 

Jariknya jatuh, Juminten jatuh jumpalitan. Jeng Juminten jerit-jerit:

“Jarikku jatuh, jarikku jatuh…” Juminten jengkel, jualan jamunya

jungkir-jungkiran, jadi jemu juga.

 

Juminten jumpa Jack, jejaka Jawa jomblo, juragan jengkol, jantan,

juara judo. Jantungnya Jeng Juminten janda judes jadi jedag-jedug.

Juminten janji jera jualan jamu, jadi julietnya Jack.

 

Johny justru jadi jelous Juminten jadi juliet-nya Jack. Johny juga

jejaka jomblo, jalang, juga jangkung. Julukannya, Johny Jago Joget.

“Jieehhh, Jack jejaka Jawa, Jum?” joke-nya Johny. Jakunnya jadi

jungkat-jungkit jelalatan jenguk Juminten. “Jangan jealous, John…”

jawab Juminten.

 

——-

 

Jeringatan : Jangan joba-joba jikin jerita jayak jini jagi ja…!!!

JUSAH…!!!